69Work & OfficeMy coworker said, "I'm great at multi-tasking." I said, "Show me." He said, "I'm listening to this meeting, reading an email, and thinking about lunch."Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare