53Work & OfficeMy coworker told me he 'lives for his job.' I said, 'That's dedication. Do you also eat lunch at the desk?' He said, 'No, but I nap at the desk, occasionally cry at the desk, and I've had a full conversation with the stapler.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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