63One-LinersMy dad said, 'In my day, we walked ten miles to school in the snow.' I said, 'Dad, you live in Arizona.' He said, 'In my day, it was snow in Arizona.'Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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