27One-LinersMy dad told me, 'I built this house with my own two hands.' I said, 'Dad, you hired a contractor.' He said, 'I hired him with my own two hands.'Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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