10One-LinersMy daughter asked me to 'pretend to be a dinosaur' so she could practice her roar. I roared. She roared louder. I roared even louder. She started crying.Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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