52FamilyMy daughter asked why we can't have a pet dragon. I said, 'Because they're not real.' She said, 'Exactly. You don't know what they're like. I've seen the documentaries.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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