11SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about ancient history if it doesn't help with homework today.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter came home and said her teacher gave the class a 'show and tell.' She showed a rock. The teacher said, 'Tell us about it.' My daughter held it up and said, 'It's a rock. It's been a rock for a very long time.'Show PunchlineShare
82SchoolMy daughter asked me to sign her school permission slip for a field trip. I signed it. She said, 'You're supposed to write a comment.' I wrote, 'Yes, go to the museum.' She said, 'Other parents write things like I trust your judgment and Have a wonderful day.'Show PunchlineShare
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