My daughter came home and said, 'Teacher made us do a book report.' I said, 'That's great! What book?' She said, 'I didn't read it.' I said, 'Then how did you do the report?' She said, 'I read the summary on the back of the book. Then I read the summary of the summary on a website. Then I wrote five sentences. The teacher said it was a concise interpretation of the narrative arc. I said, I read the back of the book. She said, That's called research.'