69SchoolMy daughter came home and said, 'Teacher said I should use my words, not my hands.' I said, 'That's great. What did you do?'Show PunchlineShare
84SchoolThe teacher asked why my pencil case contained three different types of erasers.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.Show PunchlineShare