0SchoolMy daughter's teacher sent a note: 'Your child has a unique perspective on group projects.' I asked her what that meant. She said, 'I told them I'd do my part and they could do theirs. They didn't do theirs. I did all of it.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter came home and said her teacher gave the class a 'show and tell.' She showed a rock. The teacher said, 'Tell us about it.' My daughter held it up and said, 'It's a rock. It's been a rock for a very long time.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.Show PunchlineShare
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