0FamilyMy daughter said, 'Mom, why do we have to say I'm sorry when we bump into someone?' I said, 'Because it's polite.' She said, 'I wasn't trying to bump into them. I was walking. They were standing.'Show PunchlineShare
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83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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