0FamilyMy daughter said, 'Mom, why do you always say "I'll deal with it later" and then it never gets dealt with?' I said, 'Because "later" is a valid time. It's a real, existing time.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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