0FamilyMy five-year-old asked, 'Dad, why do we have to say no thank you when someone offers us something we don't want?' I said, 'Because it's polite.'Show PunchlineShare
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83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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