My five-year-old asked, 'Why do we say I'll be right there when we're still putting on one shoe?' I said, 'Because right there is a state of mind, not a location.' He said, 'Then why do I get yelled at when I say I'm right there and I'm still in the bathtub?' I said, 'Because for me, right there means I acknowledge your existence and I will eventually deploy. For you, it means I am in a foam situation and I cannot be found by any means, including shouting.'