My five-year-old said, 'Mom, can I have a dog?' I said, 'Not right now, buddy. We don't have the space.' He said, 'We have a garage.' I said, 'A garage is not a home for a dog.' He said, 'Where do you keep your car?' I said, 'In the garage.' He said, 'So the garage works for the car. The car doesn't complain. The car doesn't need a walk at six AM. The car is a better pet than a dog.'