My four-year-old asked me, 'Dad, why do you say I'll be right there when you're clearly in the other room doing something on your phone?' I said, 'Because I will be there. Eventually.' He said, 'That's not right. That's eventually with a delay. Right means now. Eventually means after you finish the thing you don't want me to know you're doing.' I said, 'What am I doing?'