69One-LinersMy four-year-old said, "Dad, I'm going to tell you a secret." I leaned in. He said, "Don't tell anyone." I said, "I won't."Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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