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My friend said, 'I finally got my finances in order.' I said, 'That's great! What did you do?' He said, 'I opened my bank account.' I said, 'And?' He said, 'I looked at the number.' I said, 'And?' He said, 'I closed the app.' I said, 'That is not getting your finances in order. That is getting your finances out of your sight. You did not organize the money. You organized your avoidance of the money. You did not fix the budget. You fixed your relationship with the number. You did not become financially literate. You became financially avertive. You looked at the number and said, No, you are not going to be in my brain today. You are going to be in the app. The app is going to hold you. I am going to close the app. You are going to sleep in the app. I am going to sleep in my bed. We are going to have a very healthy separation.'