0MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally got my tax refund.' I said, 'That's great! How much?' He said, 'Four hundred and twelve dollars.' I said, 'And how did it feel when it hit your account?'Show PunchlineShare
84MoneyI tried to save money by only buying items that were half off at the store.Show PunchlineShare
84MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally stopped impulse buying.' I said, 'That's great! What was the last thing you impulse-bought?'Show PunchlineShare
83MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally figured out my budget.' I said, 'That's great! What's the breakdown?' He said, 'I have a column for bills, a column for food, and a column called I don't know where this went. The third column is the biggest by far.' I said, 'That's not a budget, that's a crime scene.'Show PunchlineShare
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