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My friend said, 'I finally learned to invest in myself.' I said, 'That's great! What did you do?' He said, 'I bought a new phone case.' I said, 'That's a phone case.' He said, 'It's a self-care phone case. It's clear. It has a little gold flower on the back. The flower is not real. It's printed. But the sentiment is real. I am a person who has a flower on their phone. I have invested in my phone's emotional well-being. My phone now looks like it has a personality. Before the case, my phone was just a rectangle. Now my phone is a rectangle with a flower. I have elevated my rectangle.'