0MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally learned to live within my means.' I said, 'That's great! How did you do it?' He said, 'I realized my means are about four hundred dollars a month. So now I live within four hundred dollars.' I said, 'And?'Show PunchlineShare
84MoneyI tried to save money by only buying items that were half off at the store.Show PunchlineShare
84MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally stopped impulse buying.' I said, 'That's great! What was the last thing you impulse-bought?'Show PunchlineShare
83MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally figured out my budget.' I said, 'That's great! What's the breakdown?' He said, 'I have a column for bills, a column for food, and a column called I don't know where this went. The third column is the biggest by far.' I said, 'That's not a budget, that's a crime scene.'Show PunchlineShare
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