0MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally negotiated my salary. Got a two-thousand-dollar raise.' I said, 'That's amazing!' He said, 'Yeah, but now I have to justify it in a performance review for the next twelve months.'Show PunchlineShare
84MoneyI tried to save money by only buying items that were half off at the store.Show PunchlineShare
84MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally stopped impulse buying.' I said, 'That's great! What was the last thing you impulse-bought?'Show PunchlineShare
83MoneyMy friend said, 'I finally figured out my budget.' I said, 'That's great! What's the breakdown?' He said, 'I have a column for bills, a column for food, and a column called I don't know where this went. The third column is the biggest by far.' I said, 'That's not a budget, that's a crime scene.'Show PunchlineShare
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