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My friend said, 'I finally started a side hustle.' I said, 'That's exciting! What is it?' He said, 'I sell used books online.' I said, 'How's it going?' He said, 'I listed four books. One sold for eleven dollars. I spent forty-five minutes photographing, writing a description, and shipping it. My hourly rate is about fourteen dollars.'

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