My friend said, 'My date asked me, What's your dealbreaker?' I said, 'That's a loaded question. What did you say?' He said, 'I said, Chewing with your mouth open. She said, Oh, that's so specific.' I said, 'It's not specific. It's universal. I will date a man who is late. I will date a man who doesn't text back. But the chewing.'