My friend said, 'On our date, she said she doesn't like small talk.' I said, 'That's refreshing. What did you talk about?' He said, 'I said, So, what do you do? She said, That's small talk. I said, Okay, what do you do? She said, That's STILL small talk. I said, What do you do for a living? She said, Now you're just being intrusive. We sat in silence for forty minutes.'