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My kid asked, 'Dad, why do we call it a bedroom if you're not allowed to do things in it?' I said, 'Because it's where you sleep.' He said, 'It's where I sleep. You don't sleep in it. You walk through it. You put your shoes in it. You put your laundry in it. You are not sleeping. You are passing through. It's not a bedroom. It's a hallway with a mattress.'

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