43One-LinersMy kid asked me, 'Dad, why do adults say we'll cross that bridge when we get to it?' I said, 'Because they're too lazy to cross it now.' He said, 'So it's not a metaphor?' I said, 'It's the most literal thing I've ever said to you.'Show PunchlineShare
81One-LinersMy toddler asked me to explain what a deadline is, and I said it's when something has to be finished by a certain time.Show PunchlineShare