43One-LinersMy kid asked me, 'Dad, why do adults say we'll cross that bridge when we get to it?' I said, 'Because they're too lazy to cross it now.' He said, 'So it's not a metaphor?' I said, 'It's the most literal thing I've ever said to you.'Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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