69FamilyMy kid asked me, 'Dad, why do you always say I'm in the kitchen when I call for you?' I said, 'Because I'm not in the kitchen. I'm in the hallway. But I'm explaining why.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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