13One-LinersMy kid asked me to 'explain how the internet works.' I said, 'You click, and stuff happens.' He said, 'That's not an explanation, that's a prayer.'Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
Joke CaféJoke Café