23One-LinersMy kid asked me to 'fix the Wi-Fi' so he could watch his school science video. I walked over, reset the router, and came back. He was already watching it. Then he looked at me.Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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