My kid asked, 'Why do we have to open presents in front of everyone?' I said, 'It's a tradition.' He said, 'What if I open my present and it's another pair of socks and I want to cry in private?' I said, 'Then you open it in front of everyone and you cry in public.' He said, 'That's not a tradition. That's a public shaming event with a gift wrap and a little bow on top.'