My kid asked, 'Why do we have to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?' I said, 'Because it's more inclusive.' He said, 'It's not inclusive. It's vague. It's like saying I got you a thing instead of telling you what the thing is. Happy Holidays is the greeting card version of I'll get back to you. It means nothing. It's a verbal shrug with a bow on it and a little glitter.'