My kid asked, 'Why do we have to say "we're so excited to see you all" at Christmas when three of us have already seen each other this week?' I said, 'It's a tradition.' He said, 'It's a lie. And I can tell, because you said it to Uncle Greg, and Uncle Greg is sitting in the next room, and he heard you, and he nodded, and that's not a tradition, that's a coordinated deception.'