Joke Cafe
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My kid asked, 'Why do we wrap presents if we're going to rip the paper off in four seconds?' I said, 'It's about the presentation.' He said, 'The presentation IS the ripping. That's the whole show. You spend twenty minutes wrapping, they spend four seconds destroying it, and then they say Thanks, Dad, like you gave them the paper. The paper is the villain. You're the villain's assistant.'