My kid said, 'Mom, Dad, I need to talk to you both.' I said, 'What's up, buddy?' He said, 'I have been doing the dishes for one week.' I said, 'That's great, honey, that's very responsible.' He said, 'No. I'm telling you because I have reached my limit. The limit is one more time. And I just did it. The next time the sink has a fork in it, I am calling the police. Not the police. I'm calling Grandma. She'll do it.'