75SchoolMy little brother tried to explain why he failed his history test by saying time travel wasn't invented yet.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter came home and said her teacher gave the class a 'show and tell.' She showed a rock. The teacher said, 'Tell us about it.' My daughter held it up and said, 'It's a rock. It's been a rock for a very long time.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.Show PunchlineShare