69Work & OfficeMy manager announced we need to 'foster a culture of transparency.' I raised my hand and said, 'So we can finally see who's actually doing the work?'Show PunchlineShare
81Work & OfficeMy boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'Show PunchlineShare