71Work & OfficeMy manager asked if I had any questions about the new performance review system. I said, 'No, I've already failed at it in my head.' He said, 'That's the spirit!' I said, 'That's the panic.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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