57Work & OfficeMy manager told me to 'take ownership' of the project. So I called HR and said, 'I'd like to file a claim. This project has been neglected for three weeks, and I'm now its legal guardian.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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