70FamilyMy mom called and said, 'I'm visiting next weekend.' I said, 'That's great, Mom!' She said, 'I'm bringing my own bedding.' I said, 'You don't need to do that.' She said, 'I'm bringing my own thermostat settings too.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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