70FamilyMy mom called and said, 'I'm visiting next weekend.' I said, 'That's great, Mom!' She said, 'I'm bringing my own bedding.' I said, 'You don't need to do that.' She said, 'I'm bringing my own thermostat settings too.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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