My neighbor got a new beagle three days ago. I walked past her yard and the beagle looked at me, sat down, and started slowly grooming its back paw. I said, 'Oh, he's so calm and polite.' My neighbor said, 'He's not calm. He's in a meeting with himself. He's on his phone. He's ignoring you. He's a beagle in a business meeting, and you are in the waiting room.'