My neighbor got a new cat. The cat has one job. The job is sitting on the keyboard. Not typing. Not playing. Sitting. With its entire body. On the keys. While my neighbor is in a video call. The neighbor says, 'She's so interactive.' The cat is not interactive. The cat is a weight. The cat is a warm, furry weight that has chosen the keyboard as its resting surface. The cat is not interacting with the computer. The cat is using the computer as a bed. The computer is the bed. The cat is the sleeper. The keys are the mattress. And my neighbor is in a video call with a cat-shape on their screen because the cat is blocking the webcam and the cat does not care.