32FamilyMy son asked, 'Dad, why do we have a family group chat if nobody in the family actually chats?' I said, 'It's not for chatting.' He said, 'Then what is it for?'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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