0FamilyMy son asked, 'Dad, why do you always say "I'll get to it" but you never actually get to it?' I said, 'Because "I'll get to it" is a complete sentence. It's a valid response. It closes the conversation.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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