24One-LinersMy son asked me, 'Dad, what does I'll get to it mean?' I said, 'It means I will eventually do the thing.' He said, 'So eventually is a time?' I said, 'It's more of a... vibe.'Show PunchlineShare
83One-LinersMy toddler looked at me and said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'Thanks, buddy.' He said, 'No, I'm not complimenting you. I'm reporting an observation.'Show PunchlineShare
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