24One-LinersMy son asked me, 'Dad, what does I'll get to it mean?' I said, 'It means I will eventually do the thing.' He said, 'So eventually is a time?' I said, 'It's more of a... vibe.'Show PunchlineShare
81One-LinersMy toddler asked me to explain what a deadline is, and I said it's when something has to be finished by a certain time.Show PunchlineShare