55FamilyMy son asked me, 'Dad, why do you always say I'll be right there when I call you from the other room?' I said, 'Because I'm not right there. I'm over here. And I'm explaining why.' He said, 'So it's a lie.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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