53FamilyMy son asked me to 'be his superhero' for his school play. I put on a cape. He looked me up and down and said, 'You also need a mask.' I said, 'I have a face, that counts.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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