71One-LinersMy son asked me to explain what 'the 9-to-5' means. I said, 'It's when a person is awake, dressed, and in a room with other people who are also awake, dressed, and in a room.'Show PunchlineShare
81One-LinersMy toddler asked me to explain what a deadline is, and I said it's when something has to be finished by a certain time.Show PunchlineShare
Joke Café