39FamilyMy son asked me to 'read him a bedtime story.' I opened a book. He said, 'Not that one. The bear one.' I said, 'We've read that one four times this week.' He said, 'I know. But this time I want you to do the bear's voice differently.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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