39FamilyMy son asked me to 'read him a bedtime story.' I opened a book. He said, 'Not that one. The bear one.' I said, 'We've read that one four times this week.' He said, 'I know. But this time I want you to do the bear's voice differently.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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