41FamilyMy son asked me to read him a bedtime story. I opened the book, read two pages, and he fell asleep. He woke up at 2 AM and said, 'Dad, you missed the part where the dragon dies.' I said, 'There is no dragon.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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